Clean Jokes
Two men were waiting at a bus stop
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them started complaining about his family problems.
After listening for a while, the other man said,
“You think you have family problems? Let me tell you about mine…
A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married.
Then, my dad married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law to her own father-in-law.
But it gets more complicated. My stepmother—who is my stepdaughter—had a son.
This boy is my half-brother because he’s my dad’s son, but he’s also my wife’s grandson.
That makes me the grandfather of my own half-brother!
It didn’t stop there. My wife and I later had a son.
So now, the half-sister of my son—my stepmother—is also his grandmother.
And my dad, who is his brother-in-law, is the stepbrother of my dad’s wife!”
The other man blinked, trying to process everything, before finally fainting from the confusion.