Wife Going To Las Vegas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

He asked her where she was going and she replied:

“I’m going to Las Vegas.”

He asked her why she was going.

She told him: “I just found out that as a woman I can make £400 a night doing what I give you for free.”

He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.

His wife said:

“And just where do you think you are going?”

“I’m going too!” he replied.

“Why?” she asked.

“I want to see how you are going to live on £800 a year!”