A 1928 Ford

Michigan Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you?

Have you got any money?”

Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money,

but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!”

Lawyer: “Well you can raise money on that.

Now let’s see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?”

Barney: “A 1928 Ford Car.”