A Cowboy Appeared At The Pearly Gates

Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”

Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.”

“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,

Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”

I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the.

out of all of you!”

Saint Peter was impressed,

“When did this happen?”

“A couple of minutes ago.