Funny Jokes
A elderly woman entered a furniture store
An woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman.
“Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.
“Yes, I want to buy a mating sofa.”
“You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.
“Sectional, schmectional.” she bitterly retorted.
“All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!”