A farmer walks into a lawyer office

A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says:

“I’d like to get one of them-that day-voice.”

“Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied the lawyer.

“Do you have any grounds?”

“Oh shore do!”, exclaimed the farmer,

“Got me bout a 140 acres out back a the house that.”

“No no…, I mean do you have a case?” asked the lawyer.

“No sir,” replied the farmer,

“I drive one of them John Deer’s”

“You don’t understand,” said the lawyer,

“You need something like a grudge.”

“Oh!!” said the farmer, “I got me one of those!

That’s what I park muh Deer in!”

The lawyer, a bit frustrated responded, “Sir, you’ve got to have a reason to divorce your wife.

Does she beat you up or anything?”

“No sir”, replied the farmer,

“I put near get outta bed a for her ever morning.”

Finally the exasperated lawyer shouted,

“WHY do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, well…” replied the farmer,

“She says we just can’t communicate!!”