A man arrived for an interview

A well-dressed man arrived for an interview.

The employer was very impressed with how well the gentleman presented himself.

He was charming, very polite, and had an air of sophistication around him.

After reviewing the man’s resume, the interviewer said, “You have an incredible resume and present yourself so well, but before I can hire you, I have to know why you are missing five years of work experience on your resume?”

The man replied, “Well, that was when I was in Yale!”

The interviewer excitedly replied, “Wow! Amazing! You are hired!”

The man exited the office, called his friend, and said, “Dude, you’ll never believe it, but I have a yob!”