A man is in a hotel lobby
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk,
he accidentally bums into a woman besides him, and as he does his elbow goes into her fronts.
They are both quite stared.
The man turns to her and says, “ma’am if your heart is as soft as your melons,
I know you’ll forgive me”.
She replies, “if your toll is as hard as your elbow,
i’m in room 436.