An old farmer in Louisiana goes to the pond at the back of his property and decides to fix it up as a nice swimming area.
He puts in a few pear and apple trees a picnic table and some chairs, and a horseshoe court.
One day he decides he’s going to go for a swim and picks up a five-gallon bucket to gather some fruit.
As he approaches the pond he hears some shrieks and giggling.
When he gets there he discovery’s three young women skinny dipping.
He says you need to leave.”
The three women swim to the deep end and say.
“not with you standing there.”
The man starts shaking the bucket and said,
I only came down here to feed the alligators.