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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.
The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true.
“I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed.
The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea.
The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”