A woman checked in at the pearly gates

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.

Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.”

The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he’d turn over in his grave.”

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.

“Take her to Whirling Walter!”