A young pastor moved to town

A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation.

He rang the first door bell and a lady came to the door.

She stared at him as he introduced himself.

She said, “I can’t believe how much you look like Conway T witty, the country music singer.”

He replied, “Yes, ma’am, I hear that a lot.”

He went to the next house and the next, and every lady that came to the door said the same thing—that he looked like Conway T witty.

At the last house, a shapely young lady came to the door with a towel around her.

He started to introduce himself, but she loosened her towel, threw her arms in the air, and screamed, “Conway T witty!”

The pastor stood there, stunned.

Then he said, “Hello, darling!”