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An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well

An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

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“Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor,

“Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself,

“I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”

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then in a normal tone he asks,

“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response.

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So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,

“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks,

“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again he gets no response,

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So; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.

“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her and asked,…

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“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

“James, for the FIFTH time, I’ve said, CHICKEN!,…” Said the wife.

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