Dont Drink And Ride

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,

bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself,

“What if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break”.

So, I drank all the Scotch before I road home.

It turned out to be a very good decision,

because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.