Farmer And Her Cow

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

“Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that is so horrible?

Farmer: Well if you must know,

Today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.

Man: That’s not so bad, what’s the big deal?

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So then what happened.

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope.

Then I sat down and continued to milking her.

Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Something’s ya just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: So then what did you do?

Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milking her,

And just as;

I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Wow you must have been pretty upset!

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So then what did you do.

Farmer: Well I didn’t have any more rope,

So I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter

At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife coming in.