I Forgot Where I Put It

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.

All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the new mom says, “Not yet!”

A little later, they ask to see the baby again.

Once more, she says, “Not yet!”

Finally they ask, “When the heck can we see the baby?”

And the mother says, “When the baby cries!”

“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

Mom says, “Because I forgot where I put it!”