One of my best friends is a professional magician.
The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that’s the worst because I’m a nice guy, but hes magic.
There’s no way I can compete with that. He shows up, hes so smooth. Girls love him.
Hes like, Hows it going? You look so beautiful tonight.
Your hair is that a coin? Now, its a rose.
Now, its money. And its like, I show up what am I gonna do? I’m like, Hi, I brought you this rose. Now, its broken.