New Chicken Farmer

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming.

He heads to the local co-op and tells the man,

“Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says,

“Give me 200 baby chickens.”

The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns.

This time he says, “Give me 500 baby chickens.”

“Wow!” the co-op man replies.

“You must really be doing well!”

“Naw,” said the man with a sigh.

“I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!”