Paddy and Murphy

Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but they only have one Euro between them.

Paddy takes the Euro, goes off and buys a Sausage.

Murphy says “R U Mad?” Now we’re skint!” Come on, says Paddy, follow me.

They go into the pub, order two pints and drink them down before they pay.

The barman goes berserk and throws them out. 10 Pubs and 10 Pints later Murphy says “I can’t do this anymore, my knees are sore and I’m pissed”.

“How do you think I feel”, says Paddy, “I can’t even remember which Pub I lost the sausage in”!