The Cemetery Late At Night

Two men take a short cut through the cemetery late at night…

And decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath.

“You scared us half to death.

We thought you were a ghost!

What are you doing working here so late at night?”

“Those fools!” the old man grumbles.

“They misspelled my name.