Funny Jokes
Two Cops And Smoking Woman
I pull up at a gas station in broad way to get a water.
As I got out now.
I can’t make this up.
I noticed 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.
I saw her and thought that this lady must be stupid, crazy, or both.
I continued to go inside and got my water.
As I was paying for it, I heard someone screaming.
I looked outside and this woman’s arm was on fire!
She was swinging her arm, running around like she had a good hit!
When I got outside, the cops had the woman on the ground.
They were putting the fire out!
Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.
I was thinking, “Arrested?
She should be in an ambulance, not handcuffed.”
But being nosy, I asked what they were arresting her for.
The cop looked at me just as serious as he could and said,
“She was waving a fire arm.