Jokes & Humor
A husband took a moment to look at his wife
After being married for 25 years, a husband took a moment to look at his wife and said,
“Twenty-five years ago, we had a modest apartment, a simple car, and I slept on a sofa bed.
But every night, I had the company of a hot 26-year-old blonde.
Now, we live in a beautiful house, drive a nice car, and sleep in a big bed, but I’m now with a 51-year-old woman.
It seems like you’re not holding up your end.”
She calmly replied, “Well, why don’t you go out and find a hot 26-year-old blonde?
And when you do, I’ll make sure that once again, you’ll be back in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.”