A man is working in a dildo store

A man is working in a d*ldo store, when a brunette walks in.

She asks him how much for the black d*ldo?

He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one.

She leaves without purchasing anything.

A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white d*ldo?

He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesn’t buy anything.

A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a d*ldo?

He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one.

She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him?

He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it.

At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.

The man said no d*ldos but i sold your thermos for $250.