A woman was very distraught

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any love in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a love therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she go and see Dr Chang, the well-known love therapist.

So she went to see him and upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said,

‘OK, take off all you cores.’

So she did.

Dr Chang then said,

‘Ok now, crawl reery fass to the other side of the room.’

So she did.

Dr Chang then said,

‘OK’ now crawl reery fass to me,’

So she did.

Dr Chang slowly shook his head and said,

‘Your problem very bad, you half Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not half love or dates.’

Confused the woman asked,

‘What is Ed Zachary Disease?’

Dr Chang replied, ‘It when your face rook Ed Zachary trike your bum.’