A woman went into a department store

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster because it didn’t work.

The cashier told her that he couldn’t give her a refund because she bought it on sale.

Suddenly the woman yelled, “Grab my melons! Grab my melons!”

The cashier didn’t know what to do, so he called the store manager.

The woman explained to the manager that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for a refund, and he confirmed that he couldn’t give her a refund.

Once again, she yelled, “Grab my fronts! Grab my melons!”

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, “I like my melons grabbed when I’m getting screwed!”