A young Japanese girl had been taught

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes and she let out a big fart.

She looked up and said, “Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!”