An Elaborate Funeral

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral.

As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said:

“Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”

“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper.

“Tell me, how much did it really cost?”

“All of it,” said Rose.

“Fifty thousand.”

“No!” Sadie exclaimed.

“I mean, it was very nice, but really… $50,000?!”

Rose nodded.

“The funeral was $6,500.

I donated $500 to the church for the priest’s services.

The food and drinks were another $500.

And the rest went towards the memorial stone.”

Sadie computed quickly.

“$42,500 for a memorial stone?

Exactly how big is it?”

“Seven and a half carats.”