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An old lady on the bus

An old lady on the bus overhears two Italian men talking…

To her horror, she hears the first man say:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together, and den I come again.
Two asses, dey come again.
Den I pee twice, and den I come again, and den it ends.”

The lady starts hitting the man with her handbag, shouting:

“You pig, you swine! How dare you say such perverted filth in public!”

“Ey, relax, lady!” the Italian shouts.
“I was just-a telling my friend-a here how to spell-a ‘Mississippi’!”


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