Annual Physical Examination

An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical

examination whereupon the doctor said

“You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me..

do you still have make love?”

“Just a minute .. I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.

She went out to the reception room and said:

“Jake do we still have make love?”

Jake answered impatiently

“If I told you once I told you a thousand times

We have blue cross !!”