Bill and Hilary were driving through

Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas station a big man yelled ‘Hi Hilary’ and Hilary said ‘Hi Bubba’.

Bill asked ‘who was that?’ And Hilary told him it was a old high school boyfriend.

Bill said, ‘See if you married him you would be married to a gas station attendant, but you married me now you’re the first lady.’

And Hilary told him, ‘If I married him he would be the president, and you would be the gas station attendant.’