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Haven’t we met before

He: Haven’t we met before?

She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic.

He: Is this seat empty?

She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?

She: I don’t know. Can two people fit under a rock?

He: Your place or mine?

She: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

He: So what do you do for a living?

She: I’m a female impersonator.

He: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?

She: Do Not Enter

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

She: Unfertilized.

He: Hey, we’re both here for the same reason.

She: Right, let’s pick up some chicks.

He: I want to give myself to you.

She: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

He: If I could see you undressed, I’d die happy.

She: If I saw you undressed, I’d die laughing.

He: I know how to please a woman.

She: Then please leave me alone.

He: I’d go to the end of the world for you.

She: Sure, but would you stay there?


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