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Horse And Chicken Playing In The Meadow

Little Johnny says, “All right,I got one.

There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand.

He says ‘Hurry up!

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Go get the farmer! Get me out of here!’

The chicken runs back to the farm, but the farmer is nowhere to be seen.”

“Oh my,” the teacher gasps with a horrified look on her face.”

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So the chicken takes the BMW, backs it up near the quicksand.

Throws a rope to the horse, ties it up to the bumper and pulls the horse out.

The horse is so very thankful.”

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“What happened next?”

The teacher asks, feeling relieved.”

A couple days later… the chicken falls into the same quicksand and says,

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‘Hurry up! Hurry up! Go get the farmer!’

So the horse thinks to himself,

‘Well… I could probably stand over this quicksand.’

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So, he stands over it and says to the chicken, ‘Grab hold of my tail ‘

So the chicken grabs hold of the horse’s tail and gets pulled out.”

The teacher is suddenly weirded out by the direction the story is going and asks, “Umm… Johnny?

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That’s nice and all, but what’s the moral of the story?”

Without hesitation, Johnny responds with,

“The moral of the story is: if you’re stand hard like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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