John hoisted his beer mug

John hoisted his beer mug and said,

“Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He told his wife, Mary,

“I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

She asked, “what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies at the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said,

“John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said,

“Yes he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself you know he’s only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come…!!”