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Johnson was overweight


Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.

When Mr. Johnson returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped almost twenty pounds.

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Why, that’s amazing! the doctor told him. You did this just by following my instructions?

The slimmed down Mr. Johnson nodded. Ill tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.

From hunger, you mean.

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No, replied Mr. Johnson, from skipping.

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