She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise

A woman passed her daughter’s room n heard a strange buzzing noise.

Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked why??

The daughter replied: mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. So Please,leave me alone.

Next day, the father heard the same buzz n upon entering, he also saw the same scene.

To his query,the daughter again said: dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, leave me alone.

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room.

On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch,downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: What the f**k are you doing?

The husband replied: I’m here Watching Some football with my son-in-law.