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The kindergarten teachers birthday

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.

The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present.

She held it and said “I guess that it is flowers”.

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“How did you guess?” asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him.

The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present.

She held it and said, “I guess that is some candy.”

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“How did you guess?” asked the little boy.

She again laughed and thanked him also.

The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking.

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The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Mmmmm is it wine?” she asked.

“No,” said the little girl.

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So she tasted it again. “Is it champagne?” she asked.

“No,” replied the little girl, “It is a puppy.

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