This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office

This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office.

His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”

“Give me the bad news first,” he says.

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,” his lawyer informs him.

“That’s the bad news?” asks the man incredulously.

“I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”

“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”