Two Men’s Marooned On The Island

Two men were marooned on an Island.

One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself.

The first man said to the second man, “aren’t you afraid we are about to die.”

“No,” said the second man, “for you see I make $100,000 per week and I tithe faithfully to my church ever week

My Pastor will find me.”