Undressing

James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in.

“James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.”

“James,” she whispers, “Take off my undergarment.”

“James,” she whispers, “Take off my skirt.”

“James,” she whispers, “Take of my stockings.”

“James,” she whispers, “Take off my shorts.”

“James!” she screams,

“And Don’t ever wear my make love clothes again!”