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Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and cab be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
Once a doctor asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets. The old man said “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before,...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
Dave treated Mary to a special dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
