An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting […]
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so […]
A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the […]
There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end […]
Dumb Johnny is sitting in class. His teacher, Miss Izakunteetair hates Dumb Johnny. She always […]
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when […]
A old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that […]
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden […]
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, And wanted to find […]
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his […]
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a […]
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the […]
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would […]
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband […]
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a […]
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their […]
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he […]
A man went to an upscale Manhattan restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress brought […]
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal […]
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate […]