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When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so...
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a politician happened to appear. The politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his...
