Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. “Logan, wait until...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?” The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so...
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got...
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
A 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is love?” The father was surprised that she...
Jack’s mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl’s...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their...
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that...
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I...
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says,...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked....
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each...