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A old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
A advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of...
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.” “When did you use...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom. The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. It’s important to have...
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. With a confused look on her...
Daddy, how was I born ? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I...
A very proper business lady was on the lot of a Mercedes dealership in her local town. She strolled through the vehicles until she found a...
A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The tests results came back positive for...
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you...
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date...
