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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t...
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready,...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I...
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these...
A old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
A advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of...
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.” “When did you use...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom. The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. It’s important to have...
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
