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Accountant – Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the...
Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have...
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom window...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the...
Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered...
A Blonde bought a brand new Car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian’s. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to...
My neighbor has been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar,...
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have...
You have a father he becomes a father-in-law. You have a son he becomes a son-in-law. You have a daughter she becomes a daughter-in-law. You have...
A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
A older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt...
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of...
A woman passed her daughter’s room n heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why??...
