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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh,...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother...
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held...
The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each given the same red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the...
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The pastor, keeping watch...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not l and dying. There was an elderly man at home in his bed, dying. He...
A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it...
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table....
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss...
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse,...
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
