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It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn’t been able to think of a […]
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Two neighbors, one is rich and the other is poor. The poor have a magic […]
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to […]
The phone rings at the local police station. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, […]
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The […]
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which […]
Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. […]