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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have...
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I...
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets...
Psycologists say that there is one thing humans can never get right. Hear someone on the phone and portray them exactly how they are. So a...
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them....
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they are told...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
Accountant – Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the...
Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have...
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom window...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the...
Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered...
A Blonde bought a brand new Car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian’s. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to...
My neighbor has been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar,...
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
