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A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have...
You have a father he becomes a father-in-law. You have a son he becomes a son-in-law. You have a daughter she becomes a daughter-in-law. You have...
A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
A older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt...
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of...
A woman passed her daughter’s room n heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why??...
A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him....
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight...
Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer to let...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him...
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. “Can you imagine, a people so primitive that they...
