A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
Once when Nasreddin Hodja was serving as qadi, one of his neighbors came to him with a complaint against a fellow neighbor. The Hodja listened to...
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t...
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his...
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front...
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote...
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t...