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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
Two old guys were sitting on a bus bench when a good looking young blonde with a short skirt got off. One old guy says to...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his...
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. “After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said,...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This...
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, “Since you have died...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
The story is told about a king in Africa who had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at...
