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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
A elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
A Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician....
A wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed...
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99....
A rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very exclusive restaurant, when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their...
The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire, going to...
