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A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and […]
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. […]
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed […]
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his […]
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says […]
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled […]
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” […]
A man wanted to have make love with a woman in his office, But she […]
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks […]
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their […]
Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only […]
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. […]
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver […]
At a session with a marriage counselor. The wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not […]
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast […]
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has […]
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a palm […]
A husband and wife are watching, “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband […]
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough […]