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A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire. After having him under foot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he...
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:”I would very much like...
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to...
Death: It’s your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i don’t touch you then I’ll never die! Death: Holy shit! You...
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,“Can you tell me how old...
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of...
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Morris,...
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end...
An engineering student found a frog on his way to class. “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess” the frog said. The student...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with tiny ladders...
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler” the rich woman said? “A set of...
I went for a Chinese last night and got chatting to the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a...
