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A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse me young man, but I’ll have you know that those can...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out...
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how him smoking weed led to his condition worsening. “But it’s just...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d...
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe...
It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn’t been able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
Two neighbors, one is rich and the other is poor. The poor have a magic lamp. Every morning he wipes the lamp and a genie comes...
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in...
The phone rings at the local police station. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Craig. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest. The art teacher shows the...
Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He would complain about everything. One day he went to their...
