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A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part...
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school...
The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven....
This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears....
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some...
After three crop failures in a row farmer Jones could not pay his loan at the bank. “Give me one more chance he pleaded. Don’t take...
There was a swimming competition to cross the English Channel by only being allowed to do the breaststroke. The three women who entered the race were...
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top...
There was a woman who had a dog that snored. She called her vet to find out if there was anything that would stop the snoring....
Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told...
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know,...
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy...
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said “You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now,...
Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a hillbilly were sitting undressed in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm...
A woman consulted a divorce attorney to discuss her marriage annulment on account of her husband’s irrational attitudes. After being married to her husband for years,...
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. Eat your broccoli! – says the mother....
